What do I write for my defense?

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
10/08/2014 at 15:33 • Filed to: None

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I got a parking ticket a few weeks ago and NYC is kind enough to let me defend myself online and they'll mail me the decision hearing. I still have the original receipt. Should I upload the picture and write that this is proof I had the receipt, just was in a rush and accidentally left it face down?

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DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Nibby
10/08/2014 at 15:35

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Parking in the city both confuses and scares me.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Nibby
10/08/2014 at 15:35

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As long as the date/time matches between the receipt and the citation, I would hope that it's enough. In fact, I wouldn't even mention that it was upside down. Just say that the parking officer must not have seen it. Fight the power, brother!


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Nibby
10/08/2014 at 15:35

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You should write

lol wut il bash yer fookin hed in nyc


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > macanamera
10/08/2014 at 15:37

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heh


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Brian Silvestro
10/08/2014 at 15:38

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The rules are fucking asinine.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Nibby
10/08/2014 at 15:38

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Would def work


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > macanamera
10/08/2014 at 15:39

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ASCII porn?


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > ttyymmnn
10/08/2014 at 15:41

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I'm all for honesty. Can I write that the wind must've shifted it or something? I left a window down, etc


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Nibby
10/08/2014 at 15:47

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I would simply say, "I paid for parking and here is my proof." Let them prove that it wasn't property displayed.


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > Nibby
10/08/2014 at 16:27

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Nooooooo. If you left it face-down then that's the same as not having it at all. Try telling that to a chick: "yeah I had a condom before sexy time, but I left it in the wrapper"